If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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