I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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