I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
