Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Another day, another engagement, another cat
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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