his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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