her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He did a backflip because drugs
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