He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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