its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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