I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Do vagina's smell?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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