"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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