where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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