O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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