Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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