I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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