i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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