I am in a vortex of obligation.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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