Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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