Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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