Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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