Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up