And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.