i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.