ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
