If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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