Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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