Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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