Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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