I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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