So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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