i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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