Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(613): View more from Ontario

I want to stick my p in your. b.

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(415): View more from California

Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."

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(636): View more from Missouri

It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.

(314): View more from Missouri

Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.

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(847): View more from Illinois

We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.

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(440): View more from Ohio

just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.

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(713): View more from Texas

I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!

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