i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public