Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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