she woke up with a sticky ear
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.