If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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