I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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