I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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