no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Even my vagina gasped.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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