Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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