That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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