I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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