I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
