Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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