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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  ..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.

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  nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz

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• (914): View more from New York

  i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree

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  it happenes

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  That's why we have robots to masturbate for us

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