Define "chronic" masturbator.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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