Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
What should our trivia night team be named?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine