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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special

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• (432): View more from Texas

  His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.

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• (818): View more from California

  Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

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• (585): View more from New York

  Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single

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• (281): View more from Texas

  He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"

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