Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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