yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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