I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Randomize
