Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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