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dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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