love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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