I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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