How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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