God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
a search helicopter?!
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
