I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I have aggressive nipples.
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