did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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