I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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