There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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