and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
and you fell through a lawn chair
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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