worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
please come you make the beer taste better
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Everclear isn't food dammit
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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